HOW IS MARRIED LIFE?

HOW IS MARRIED LIFE?


Mother asked daughter, "How is your married life?"


Daughter says with shyness: "It is just like the advertisement of British Airways"


Mother read the advertisement and shocked:


"7 DAYS A WEEK,
TWICE A DAY
BOTH WAYS"

DIVORCE CASE

DIVORCE CASE


In a divorce court a woman requested the judge:


"Your Honor, I want to divorce my husband"


"But, why?" asked the Judge.


She replied: "because he is not faithful to me"


The judge asked, "How do you know that?"


She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him"

OBEDIENT KUTTA (DOG)

OBEDIENT KUTTA (DOG)


The woman has every right to be angry or upset at any time.


The man must remain calm at all times,


unless


the woman wants him to be angry or upset.


Ha ha ha

HITLER IN YOUR HOUSE

HITLER IN YOUR HOUSE


JUST RE-ARRANGE THE WORD "MOTHER-IN-LAW"


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HOW IS IT?

GOING TO BE A FATHER????

GOING TO BE A FATHER????


"You look troubled, why" I asked my friend., " What is your problem actually?"


"Nothing, but I am going to be a father"...


"Wow!!! that is wonderful", I said


"What wonderful?... my friend roared... "my wife doesn't know about it"...